This is the Church of Uncle Woody note page of possibilities.

1.  Need Uncle Woody icon.  perhaps the drawing without the church notes on it.

2.  Need membership.  perhaps two levels.  One level if you hit on to web page.  You can then print a membership card.  The other level is that you have to make a pilgrimage to see Uncle Woody.

3.  Uncle Woody could sign personal autographs.  You activate the motion detector and a pencil is taped to his waving hand.  He then signs an autograph personally to you because your existence , or rather his recognition of your existence, causes him to sign the autograph.

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