Only three things are required (1)visiting his web site, in which you have already done. (2) making him aware of your spiritial presence, his wave is his awareness, and (3)signing the guest book.
Use your printer to print out this membership card. Fill it out and you are a member of THE CHURCH OF UNCLE WOODY after you sign the guest book and make Uncle Woody aware of your spiritual presence.
To make Uncle Woody aware of your spiritual presence you must click on the red button. Uncle Woody will count you among the saved souls and acknowledge this by waving to you.