Drugs Are Right for Execution

"Most students do not realize it but it was my idea to use the scan cards for ID.  Only my suggestion was to have everyone wear them on their lips like Hitler mustaches."

"All I ever really wanted while in High School was a beautiful Hippie Chick to party with."

"The guards added to my sentence because one time I left them in search of a Hippie Chick.  Give me a break.  I have needs also!"